Eb5
Ten pounds too much to the naked eye
         Cm7
I don't take the bus because she drives
Eb5
Watermelon lipstick, and way too much
         Cm7
She got buttermilk smile and a thorny touch
 Eb5
Street smart, like a Courtney Love
       Cm7
Can't get enough Hollywood stories of
Eb5/Bb
Anybody famous that can make her feel
             Absus2
Like they're all kinda friends in a way
   Eb5
No best friend, well one but she's crazy
 Cm7
Grew up to end up a Professor of lazy
    Eb5
The last of six kids that all left town
      Cm7
Seems nobody ever wanted them around
          Eb5
But she's cool like a soda can sittin' on ice
Cm7
Always orders sushi, only eats the rice
Eb5/Bb
Talks about J Lo like they're best of friends
            Asus2
I think she loves me, but it all depends


[Chorus]
Am        Em                           F
Hey baby, I don't want to be your Superman
                        Dm              Em
I just want to be your man and I'll be super, baby
 Am
You'll be standing in the sun shine
Em                                  Dm
I'll be standing right here in the rain
F               G
You save me and I will save the day


[Verse 2]
         Eb5
I got a sweet gig raking in the cash with karaoke
   Cm7
I get the crowd going when I sing the hokey pokey
   Eb5
I shake it to the left

And then I shake it to the right

What's not to love, man I'm on tonight
          Eb5
I got the A  stylie with the New York trim
  Cm7
Keep my pants so low

It's like I'm going for a swim
          Eb5/Bb
I got the Coppertone tan, like in Mexico
      Asus2
Well, not now but when I go, yea


[Chorus]
Am        Em                           F
Hey baby, I don't want to be your Superman
                        Dm              Em
I just want to be your man and I'll be super, baby
 Am
You'll be standing in the sun shine
Em                                  Dm
I'll be standing right here in the rain
F               G
You save me and I will save the day


[Bridge]
  Eb5
I know you don't see me like a movie star
       Cm7
And it can't help much that I don't have no car
     Eb5                             Cm7
But you're my favorite thing, by far
N.C.
That's got to count for something


[Outro]
N.C.
Hey baby, I don't want to be your Superman